Speared! app for iPhone and iPad

Speare your friends with Speared!, the Shakespeare insult (and compliment) app.

Choose from dozens of insult / compliment types in six categories, choose the severity of your annoyance or appreciation, and Speared! will deliver the precise Shakespearean jab from a pool of over 1000 quotes. What would the Bard say about you? Try typing in your own name, description, and gender to find out! “Dart thy skill at me-- Bruise me with scorn, confound me with a flout.”

You can select as many types at a time as you want. You can even mix insult and compliment types. Hone in on the perfect jest by selecting more / fewer types, or increasing / decreasing the severity as needed.

“No malice, sir, no more than well becomes so good a quarrel and so bad a peer.”

You hold the immense power of literature in your hands. Please make sure everyone is having fun, and switch to compliments if youre not sure!

“Why, this is the best fooling, when all is done.”